A hospital in France reported that Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in preparation for the birthing of her litter.
She is pregnant with twins who will bring the Jolie-Pitt herd up to … um … a number higher than I can count.
Lindsay Lohan might have a secret sister.
Lohan’s father, Michael, had an affair in 1994 while separated from Lindsay’s mother, Dina.
I feel sorry for the poor mystery sister.
I wouldn’t want to know if I was related to those cray-crays.
Here’s hoping she inherited some of Lindsay’s finer qualities, like alcoholism and the notorious fire crotch.
Amy Winehouse managed to crawl out of her hole and play for Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday party.
Props must be given to whomever had to clean the year of crack and alcohol off of her and make her look decent enough for television.
I pity the poor soul who had to deal with her crackhive hairdo.
It’s a wonder he or she didn’t stick in a finger only to have it eaten off by some sort of flesh-eating bacteria.
Spencer Pratt has opened a can of worms.
The non celebrity lashed out at Mary-Kate Olsen after she basically stated the obvious on “Letterman.” (The obvious being that Pratt isn’t really famous and loves the sound of his own voice.)
“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see,” he told Usmagazine.com on Friday.
Newsflash, Pratt: She’s actually in a movie. Are you?
He then went on to add, “I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on ‘Letterman.’
“I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough,” he said.
He then turned away from his mirror, put down the hairbrush into which he had been speaking and went to take a nap.
Using those three-syllable words really takes the energy out of him.
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