The hottests characters from spice up TV screens this summer. Enjoy these hotties while sipping lemonade on the couch. Earth
If you step outside, you can clearly notice that the days are getting longer and the nights are getting hotter.
That can only mean that it is almost summertime.
In celebration of this warm season, I have constructed a list of the five hottest film characters that have graced the silver screen.
I suggest putting on some sun screen and tanning glasses because this list is pure ultraviolet entertainment.
1. The Earth from “An Inconvenient Truth”
If you are unfamiliar with this film character, then you might as well jump into a rocket and head toward the sun.
Although this film is narrated by a very unhot Al Gore, his detailing of global warming more than makes up for his gray suits.
Nonetheless, Gore teaches us that Earth is so hot because of its carefree attitude.
Apparently the Earth wears a fancy hat made of giant icicles that don’t like greenhouse gases.
Instead of taking off the hat, like most humans would do, the Earth insists on sweating it out.
It is so hot that the Earth does not even give a second thought to destroying humanity.
2. Rose DeWitt Bukater from “Titanic”
In order to clear any confusion in regards to hotness, I must make it clear that I am referring to the 100-year old version of Bukater played by 97-year old actress Gloria Stuart.
Some may argue that Kate Winslet’s version is hotter, but I wage the reputation of Leonardo DiCaprio that Winslet will not look half as attractive when she hits 70.
3. Maverick from “Top Gun”
Although everyone in the world thinks Tom Cruise is crazy in the head today, it only takes a flashback to yesteryear to see that he used to be crazy hot.
Fueled by an ego the size of a jet tanker and an awesome 1980s soundtrack, Cruise’s character, Maverick, was only degrees away from being hotter than a George Foreman Grill.
I believe his hotness peaked during the film’s volleyball scene in which every bodily motion, especially watch-checking, was highlighted by the flexing of muscles.
4. Hansel from “Zoolander”
He is so hot right now.
5. Freddy Lounds from “Red Dragon”
Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s role in the 2002 remake “Red Dragon” was short-lived, but steamy nonetheless.
After being captured by the film’s sadistic villain, he was bound to a wheelchair, set on fire and rolled down a dangerously steep hill.
I would have placed Lounds higher on the list, but my guess is that he was not too alive when his moment of hotness occurred.
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