Richie Sambora is in a world of trouble.
Not only is he being charged with a DUI, but also child endangerment because he brilliantly decided to let his 10-year-old daughter and another minor ride with him while he was drunk.
This story is made better by Heather Locklear, Sambora’s baby-momma. When the police called and told her Sambora had been arrested for DUI with their daughter in the car, instead of rushing down to the station to pick her up she let the woman who had been riding with Sambora.
That, folks, is good parenting in Hollywoodland. Sambora and Locklear might as well hire Britney Spears to chauffeur their daughter. It’d be just as safe.
Speaking of Ms. Spears, it seems as if her usual following of paparazzos has been dwindling.
Only six paparazzos were on Britney beat this past weekend, down from the usual two dozen.
But where have all the paps gone?
They have moved on to greener pastures: Miley Cyrus.
Compiled by Breanne Schmidt






