Last night, we made a ground-breaking discovery. We discovered the absolute most ridiculous show ever on television. Of course, we are talking about NBC’s “American Gladiators.”
Now we aren’t so self-centered that we think the only TV shows worth watching are shows we like.
But half-way through last night’s episode, we sat wondering, who the hell watches this? And whose idea was it to ever bring this crap back from the grave?
Sadly, our favorite part of the show was the fact the Hulk Hogan is one of the hosts. We think it is funny how he still has his super-tan, and says ‘brother’ at the end of every sentence.
We heard a few months ago that Hogan was divorcing his wife, Linda. So imagine our astonishment to see him still wearing a big, flashy wedding ring last night.
If you are a complete masochist who enjoys watching so-called Gladiators beat people whom they severely out-weigh to a pulp, this is your show.
And about the male Gladiators, we’re not trying to call anyone out of the closet or anything, but let’s just say they give the Fab 5 a run for their money.
The season-finale of “American Gladiators” will air Sunday at 6pm, for the thirteen people who actually care.
Tuesday Preview: Don’t A&E’s “Parking Wars,” Fox’s “American Idol,” CBS’s “Jericho,” and the season-finale of Oxygen’s “The Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency.”
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Who cares if the biggest egomaniac that ever walked on the planet has his wedding ring on, says brother all the time like it is very important to say, has a phony tan, is divorcing his wife to save money so they don’t have to pay it out for Nick’s foolishness, or is co-host of a program that is stupid. I suppose that is the only work he can get now. Everyone is sick of his childishness. Just watch Hogan Knows Best and see how big of a a**hole each and everyone in that family is. They all think they are God’s gift to the whole world. I wish they would all crawl in a hole somewhere so we don’t have to listen, read about them, or see them again. I suppose now that I do not care much for the Hogans. YOUR ARE SO RIGHT.