Just what is the O’Colly editorial board? Who are the elite individuals who sit around the conference table and discuss current events, such as who is dating whom and where to eat for dinner?
Part secret society, part bitchy high-school girls, ed-board members pride themselves on being the most outspoken of the cult of newsies and photogs in the newsroom.
Two Jesus-loving gentlemen, both of the conservative persuasion (one with a NASCAR addiction), dare set foot in a conference room otherwise filled with hormone-riddled women.
One brave woman dares to offer a sometimes-quiet conservative voice. There’s a good chance she’ll be drowned out by the rabid, more-liberal ladies.
There is one not-so-moderate moderate. Yes, it’s supposed to be balanced, but we dare you to find people in the news business who aren’t completely and insanely one-sided. Send them our way if you do.
Representing the left are three liberal ladies, two of whom are veg-heads. They don’t appear to hold it against the other that she’s some sort of cold-hearted, meat-eating monster. One’s a damn, dirty sorority girl with a passion for correct grammar, one hates alcohol and always remembers the antics of some of the wilder board members. The other is an OCD-riddled germophobe who showers at least twice a day and hates when different foods on her plate touch or mix.
After the gossip session, the board does actually get down to the business of filling this text box.
From now on, just think of us as Big Brother. Take our opinions to heart. We’re right, you’re wrong and 2 + 2 = 5.
But really, if you’re going to hate anyone for what’s written in this box, hate these thick-skinned individuals.
Unless you’re mailing us a bomb or other incendiary device. If that’s the case, we have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
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